RELATED: These 10 Actors Have Been In Both Emmy-Winning Drama & Comedy Series Created by series stars Jared Keeso and Jacob Tierney, the show began as a YouTube web series before being picked up by Canadian streaming service Crave in 2015. These are their problems." These sentences precede every episode of Hulu's Letterkenny, a quick-witted, fast-paced, irreverent comedy about a colorfully tight-knit Canadian small town. Image Source: letterkenny shoresy by DIR."There are 5000 people in Letterkenny. If you’re feeling down and need a little pick-me-up, this list of Shoresy quotes will always be here for you (even if you don’t have time to watch the whole show). It’s no wonder fans of the show have come to quote him so much! His witty comebacks are both funny and brilliant. Why? Chances are we all have our very own ‘Shoresy’ among our group of friends. “Your life’s so pathetic, I get a Canadian tax credit just for spending time with you, ya fuckin’ loser!” Final WordsĪlthough we never see his face, we all know what Shoresy looks like. “Shoulda heard your mom last night, she sounded like my great aunt when I pop in for a surprise visit, like, ‘Oooh!’”ģ1. “Fuck you, Jonesy, tell your mom to leave me alone, she’s been laying on my waterbed since Labour Day.”ģ0. I’ll tell that to anyone who will listen.”Ģ9. “I didn’t say any of that shit, you dumb broads, but I did say your breath could stop a Mack truck, Betty-Anne. “Fuck you, Betty-Ann, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis - it made me question my whole life.”Ģ8.
Top it up so I can get some fucking KFC.”Ģ7. “Fuck you, Jonesy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. “Reilly, I made an oopsie, can you tell your mom to pick up Jonesy’s mom on the way over to my place? I double booked them by mistake, you fuckin’ loser.”Ģ6. She wouldn’t fuck you if you had Mario’s dangles and Messier’s dick!”Ģ5. Shoresy: “And Gretz’s daughter’s a married woman, you classless piece of shit. I’m giving the preschool your plate number.” “Ariana Grande looks like she’s eight, titfucker. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.”Ģ4. “Fuck you, Jonesy, I made your mom cum so hard that they made a Canadian heritage minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick.”Ģ3. Shoresy: “Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, ambulance hits 60.”Ģ2. Shoresy: “Fuck you Reilly! Fight me, see what happens.” Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.”Ģ1. “Fuck you, Reilly, your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.” The Best Jonesy vs. “Fuck you, Reilly! Your mom tried to stick her finger in my bum, but I said I only let Jonesy’s do that.”ġ9. “I made your mom so wet, Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around my bed.”ġ8. Shoresy: “Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.”ġ7. Reilly: “Fuck you, Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” “Got any more of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.”ġ5. “Fuck, lemony snicket, what a series of unfortunate events you fuckin’ been through, you ugly fuck.”ġ4. And that makes sense, ‘cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.”ġ3.
“Our dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.”ġ2. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh, I hope he got a tracking number. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.”ġ1. “Fuck you, Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Shoresy: “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!”ġ0. Jonesy: “Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fucking ref!”
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“Oh, I wouldn’t say shit if my mouth was full of it.”ĩ. “Fuck you, Reilly, your mom molested me two Halloweens ago, shut the fuck up or I’m taking it to Twitter.” Shoresy Quotes to the Hockey PlayersĨ. “Heard the same thing, bud, from your mom seven times, and that’s not even my record, ya fucking loser.”ħ. “Your life’s so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it.” “I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.”Ĥ.
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